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Our story
8/27/2008
whuts up my little melon nuggets
today im going to tell you a random story.
once upon a flatfish, there lived a calculator called "Layla", who loved depressing sharp cornstarch, and loved to say "Bahamas!"
one day, her potato beverage said "Goodness, Texas is getting bigger!!!"
Layla replied," A flock of Badges! Crescent Pianos and Rusty banjos will explain why herd animals eat cheese!!!"
Then, Major West walked in an screamed, "HAAGENDAZ" and was killed by a flying bananna
Layla stopped lipsynching, and proceeded to drink a cup of Mosquito Repellent, while the Pink Hobbit danced like an astronaut on a Plateau.
Then a Llama appeared in Germany and slapped Pepsi out of Spongebob.
James Bond shouted, "REQUIEM" and was redirected to Rubik, who had a nightmare about Spinach.
THE END
i heart you <3 ; {3:03 p.d.}
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