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Our story
10/28/2008
okay... yesterday i watched Max Payne... and today i'm bored, so ill do a movie review...
the story takes place in new york.Max Payne the police detective guy is very act cool, he reminds me of daryl. his wife and son were killed some time ago. one afternoon when he came home he saw some guys in his house and he shot all of them then he went into the room and his son and wife were dead.
it turns out his wife was working on a secret drug for the military called "Valkya" that makes you feel powerful and indestructible, as if angels were watching over you and stuff.
after she finished working on the drug they killed her, along with all the others who worked on the drug. So Max Payne sets out to find thhe man who killed his wife and son.... with tons of action in between..... and he realizes its this old man, he looks for the old man but ends up getting cornered by the old man's bodyguard and jumps into the freezing ocean in the middle of winter!!
he struggles and struggles and lands on the shores of NY. where it is snowing. its so fricking cold that Max Payne thinks hes gonna die. Luckily, the old man slipped some "Valkya" into his pocket to make him look like he died of overdose and fell into the sea, so the only hope of not freezing to death is to take the drug that supposedly makes you feel indestructible. Max Payne weakly pops THREE bottles of Valkya into his mouth. He immediately stands up, roaring with rage and power, hallucinating the city burning and the snow turning into sparks. he somehow finds a machine gun, the stoems into the building with the old man on the top floor and proceeds to shoot and destroy everything in his path, under the influence of Valkya he is fearless!!! After TONS AND TONS OF ACTION SEQUENCES, he gets to the top, where the old man is on the roof waiting for a helicopter. the old man sees Max Payne and pleads for his life. in slow motion, max pulls the trigger and slow motion bullets fly towards old man... and hes dead. but then the SWAT and helicopters arrive, and Max is corneredat the rooftop, with no where to run. Thats when the story ends
MAX PAYNE WAS FUCKIN AWESOME!!!!
i heart you <3 ; {5:02 m.d.}
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