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Our story
2/05/2009
wow i can use the com till 6 o'clock and nows only 4.24 and i am freaking bored and lazy to play the Wii so im gonna write a detailed recount of mie day. very detailed.
Today woke up at 6.07 A.M. groaned and moaned and throed a tantrum abt not wanting to go school.... then i thought about soccer and i didnt mind gointo school.
brushed my teeth, showered, and used conditioner. then i changed to uniform and put the tie in my pocket, ate a eclipse min then checked my phone and update facebook.
then i went to the hall and waited for my mum to blow dry her hair finish and went to the car at around 6.32 and my mum drove me to the bus stop near the salvation army and golf course and near the cab service centre, and i sat down and took out my phone and checked facebook again. then 851 came and i payed exactly 55 cents to ride the bus to presbyterian high school. instead of buying my coffee at cheers as usual, i went straigh into PHS to play "soccer" with elton and some random guys... i sweated alot but elton didnt break a sweat. then we sat down and i wore my tie and we sang the anthem and recited the pledge. then Firdaus made announcements and him and another girl from Zion Zone 52.9 made a "skit" about valentines day and song dedication that cost 20 cent for a message and 50 cent for a message AND song. okay......
then mr tan came to the stand and said "alrite skoo, there is something more important than valentines day," and i thot he was gonna say "christmas" but the funny teacher said "temperature taking." and me and most of the school were LOL ing mr tan try to be funny today HAHAHAHAAHAHAHH!!!
then chantalle kicked me and asked me for the form and i was soooo pissed and gabriel started teasing me as usual and telling me random lame stuff. and i wanted to scream "OH GOD SAVE ME FROM THIS HELL OF A SCHOOL!!!"
then we proceeded to the chapel.
then while went up the chapel stairs it was dark and lame elton and gabriel started saying"eh wheres jai i cannot see jai!?!" diao so lame
and Pastor bengkwee sang some songs and told us about
God's love.
then a wierd pastor with a "majestic" voice came in and told us about Valentines day and abstinence from sex?
then we left the chapel and we were walking out then jenny and melina came from behind and jenny said "Oh ya jai let me see ur teeth"
then i shoed em my pink braces and were laffing and melina said "nex time wear yellow"
and jenny said "yah ull look hot in that" wtf?
anyway it was time for home econs and we went to the kitchens and waited out side and Ms Ang
gave me and gabriel a sensory evaluation and asked me to do it before i can come in. then i showed it to her and she said "u do it like this what grade do u think i will give you."
and i said "Uh, fail grade?" and she said "exactly!" and patricia took my paper and looked at it then i took it back and went outside and redo it. gabriel asked me how to do it then i said "Do urself la" and i went back in and passed up the sensory evaluation.
i wore my apron and sat down then i heard someone crying and it was kim ju eun crying i dont even know why. then ms ang told us some stuff i never listen and i saw behind me kim ju eun was sleeping on the chair wtf? and bu shi ren evelyn said "becareful her leg wen u move ur chair."
then gerald asked me to move the board but he never say wich direction then evelyn did it and gerald said :"see evelyn so kind, unlike u."
then the ms ang teached us to make curry and me and gabriel made the curry like laksa liddat.
then we ate it and tried kim ju euns and kassandras and eltons curry also.
no cooment on the taste.
then recess only 5mins left so me and elton went to the canteeen to buy green tea and before we left for chinese class i bought an extra grren tea to drink.
(yes i know it kills sperms but the pastor told us not to have sex till were married and i am married a few years later only.)
then drink my green tea and walk to class and i saw mr soon was giving class and exam and mr soon sae me and he said "JIN LAI!!!" and i said "DENG YI XIA." then i wentto throw my old green tea away and put the new one in my bag.
then mr sooon gave me a test paper and said "ZUO TA OH."
then i went to my seat and anyhow do my examwhile drinking my green tea then when i finish i went facebook on my phone secretly. then i secretly throw the bottle out the window xD
nex was english class. i went to level 3 jobeth pans engrish class and we were early so i slept for awile then Daryl jon blackwell came in and ms pan said "DARYL GET OUT!!!!"
daryl ran away and then people started coming in.
we did an compo about sherlock holmes and some blue carbunkle found in the goose stomach/amoy river.
halfway thru the class melina talk too much then must sit in front AGAIN.
then melina want to see my braces again.
then ms pan make us sit in groups of 5 and i sat with Teng Shin, Gladys Soo, Wei Jian and Jocelyn. HAHAHA I FEEL SO EXTRA HAHAHAHAHAA.
then it was maths class and i went to desiao bryan like shit... poor bryan was totally annpoyed at me that he hit me a few times... hahaha i was singing a random song called the "teleporting fat guy."
it goes like this:
"The Teleporting fat guy!
He's faster than a fat guy!
He's teleporting, an hes so damn fat,
He's the teleporting fat guy!
He'll punch you in the FAT GUY.
Teleporting x3 fat guy!"
bryan was sooo pissed he gave me 20 cents to shut up. then i talked again and he told teacher i cheated him of 20 cents... i was LMAO ing so hard i almost fainted. then end of class Mr Tan KB
asked me to clean the board then i teased bryan as we were walking out of class then he kneed me. it was surprisingly forcefull and painless rofl. then elton said "Jai Go Market eat lunch"
then Mr tAn said "No u follow me i make you do some "chores"."
then he brought me and patricia to the 4th floor staff room and made us sort work sheets by number. So sian...then when we finished he went to the staff room to get my wallet and her EZ link card.
then he gave us the wrong thing on purpose...
anyway then at the foyer a saw bryan again and he wanted to kill me so i ran to the bus stop and took a bus 162 home paying 60 cents.
i heart you <3 ; {12:21 e paradites}
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